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romeo romeo
where the fuck is you, romeo
Fuck you, the original line in Romeo and Juliet is “Wherefore art thou”. And maybe if you stopped being an assumption-making bag of fucking asshole, you’d know that wherefore does NOT FUCKING MEAN “WHERE”, WHEREFORE MEANS “WHY”.
SHE’S ASKING WHY HIS NAME IS ROMEO. FUCK ALL OF YOU. FUCK ALL OF YOU HARD UP THE TOENAIL. I TAKE MY SHAKESPEARE SERIOUSLY AS TITS.
romeo romeo
why the fuck is you romeo
(via thehilariousblog)
- satan: let there be wifi passwords
- satan: let there be calories
- satan: let there be post limit
- satan: let there be swag
- satan: let there be crocs
HE KNOCKED THE BUCKET OFF
AND THERE WAS ANOTHER BUCKET UNDERNEATH
(via thewisepickle)
i literally have the attention span of a sea horse so if i don’t reply to you or something it’s not you i’m just an idiot
(via troll-patrol)
day blogging = everyone’s at school
night blogging = everyone’s asleep because school’s tomorrow
you see the problem here.
(via laughingnancy)
I stopped someone from buying crocs yesterday. I feel like I saved a life.
(via laughingnancy)
